Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

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Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

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first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

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