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A small portable computer used mainly for pornography
i love my laptop, it's mobile porn
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Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...
I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.
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It's like a mini tv just for porn.
I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress
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To give one individual or more Lap and top
Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.
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A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.
We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
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Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
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The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free
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Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."
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A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so
Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck
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