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lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
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1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.
2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
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I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
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Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.
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Someone who eats everyone elses food. Cant help themselves but to be fat and ugly. Mating call is Bum Babba Bum Babba Bum.
Hey, yo dude did you see that kid! he ate all the food out of the cabinate! What a Lard-Ass!!!
Yea i heard his name is Quahmir
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