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A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.
Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
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v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.
After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
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A random sexual assignation in a public restroom. To get a Larry Craig, one must use the secret hand signal. Named after soon to be former Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who was caught asking an undercover cop for a Larry Craig. Similar to a George Michael.
What's more fun than those coin-operated massage chairs at the airport? Why, getting a Larry Craig down at the men's room, of course..
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1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.
Larry Craig denies he's gay.
Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!
Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.
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1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho
2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.
2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
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Politically correct synonym for gay.
Jeff: Dude, I need a facial.
Jake: Dude, that's some Larry Craig shit.
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1. This is a verb meaning to sexually harass and or solicit sexual acts from a member of the same sex; or
2. A noun for a gay conservative Republican who solicits sexual acts from strangers in public restrooms.
When I was in the bathroom this dude tried to Larry Craig me. I was flattered but not interested.
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I was at the club, and this girl Larry-Craiged my girlfriend--that's the story of my first threesome.
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Dude, you are such a Larry Craig.
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