Last check

When you check all of your pockets before taking off an item of clothing. Used to prevent finding of illicit material.

Dude 1: Oh man I forget last check and my mom found my weed when she did the laundry.

Dude 2: Lame.

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last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

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Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"