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A pancake made out of potatoes the Jewish like to eat.
The miracle is that these latkes have clogged our arteries for centuries, and yet, we survive.
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A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.
Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"
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a strange boy who enjoys masterbating after gettin a major irrection from watching his over wieght parents rub eachothers hairy bellys.
whoa u got some tato in u....( its small)
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A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.
Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke
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The action of cooking something small, quick and portable in case of las second persecution...
in other words:
What to do when needing to run away after committing illegal crimes but a girly still needs to eat.
“oh my god i accidentally posted me snorting cocaine on my personal account. I gotta start meal prepping because we going ✈️✈️✈️ latke on the watke”
Latkes laced with marijuana, pot or any derivative thereof. Pronounced PotKeee Latkees
Happy Chanukkah, it's time for some potke-latkes! As one famous member of the tribe once said, 'everybody must get stoned'