latter day stoner

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.

Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."

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