Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

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