The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.
It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!