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The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")
The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.
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A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.
"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.
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Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
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Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
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(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.
This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.