lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

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lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

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laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

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Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”