Layboar Day

Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.

JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?

CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.

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