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Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
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did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
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Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
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When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
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To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
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Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
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