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The best guy you'll ever meet.Sometines emotional.Can make you laugh really easy.Usually one of the smartest kids in the class
He is very layton
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layton (noun): commonly known as another word for penis.
the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.
Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.
If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
Remember, when you zip up your pants, don't let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.
Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!
Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
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layton describes this incredibly beautiful girl. long blonde curly hair, a smile that makes you melt. she's hot, but not full of her self. she's quiet and kind of shy. she's the perfect girl. i wish she was mine...
Somewhere out there is the perfect girl and maybe someday she will know how beautiful she is and she will be my layton.
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a extended family, spread throughout society by interbreeding and inter-family love relationships
layton marries layton
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The act of showing up to a party, smoking weed and falling asleep (at the party) well before it's over.
Dude, Ryan just pulled the layton, somebody should teabag him.
Man I'm getting tired, I think I'm about the pull the layton.
Pulling the layton is a total party foul!
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A man with a enormous penis
Every girls sexual fantasy
Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton
I wish my penis was as big as his
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1. Being a knifer expert in MW3 2. A crazy knifer/ idiot
Dude I just got laytoned from across the map!
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