lazy town

One of the most annoying and yet somehow enjoyable children's television programs currently in existance.

It contains several overly-athletic Icelandic actors (I'll call them actors for the sake of the definition), an overly-gymnastic pink-haired child-thing and several scary as fuck puppet things.

Needless to say, the star of the show is in fact, the bad guy. Robbie Rotten is actually amazing. It's true.

Also, it has one of the most catchy techno-esque theme tunes I have ever heard.

"Bing Bang Diggly Dong
First thing that I say after I wake up
Bing Bang Diggly Dong
I say those words before I go to sleep..."

"Oh God, Lazy Town's starting..."

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Lazy Town Defence

Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.

"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'

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