A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
1π 2π
The act of sitting with your testicles tucked between your legs
βBro I had dinner with my girlfriends parents last night and I did the lazy lion the entire time.β
6π 3π
Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.
Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.
5π 2π