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When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.
Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland
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Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.
“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”
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Lebron James come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"
Examples of use:
Delante West: "Hey Lebron! I Lebron James'd your mom last night!!!"
Lebron: "Yea, my mom was pissed... but that's OK... Mo Williams finished the job and I'm gonna Lebron James Cleveland next week!"
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Miami Heat Announcer: "Miamiiiii!!! Aaaare you readyyyy to get Lebroned?"
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When your hairline recedes to the top of your head.
I'm beginning to LeBron James, time to get Bosley.
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Guy 1: Lebron James is making his decision during a 1 hour special on ESPN thursday night.
Guy 2: what a prick
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To dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.
Guy 1:Yo did you here Ben shit on Karens chest and left her for that Stacy chick from Miami?
Guy 2:Yeah he really gave her the ole' Lebron James
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1. See cocksucker
2. BBall Player who played for the Cleveland Cavs, but then totally bailed on us on a one hour special on ESPN, shitted on us and made sure it was smeared in our faces so we wouldn't forget that he's leaving to Miami, then had a mediocre season with them.
3. A person's whose career is more important than their family
2. In Cleveland, when they heard LeBron James made an hour appearance to say he was going to Miami, they threw their empty shots at the TV and burned the framed jersey from the bar, which the owner did not mind.
3. Jodi: Wow, Miami is soo lucky to have LeBron James
Rina: Yeah, but he ain't scoring big with his family. He left them back in Cleveland.
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