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A derogatory term for fans of the NHL hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
You're in a bar in Toronto at the beginning of the hockey season. "Are you hearing these fucking Leafblowers? They think Toskala will win the Vezina! Goddamn Leafblowers!"
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when two gay men get into a sixty nine position and blow into eachothers' assholes.
'watch out for joane, he went in to far when doing leafblower the other day."
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mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
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Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.
So i layed her on the bed, told her to close her eyes, and then i leafblowed all over her!
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When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.
No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.
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Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
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A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.
Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower
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