lean pockets

the bitch version of a hot pocket

me: hey what is that
sam: lean pockets
me: oh a bitch hot pocket?
sam: YEAH!!!!!

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Lean Pocket

The vagina of a bulimic or anorexic woman.

That skinny bitch let me get a taste of her lean pocket.

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Lean Pocket

Half the calories, with all the diarrhea

I just had a lean pocket, its a low calorie laxative

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lean pocket

a sexy bitch who sucks a good dick and swallows

i could go for a lean pocket

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Michigan Lean Pocket

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

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Alabama Lean Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.

Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)

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Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!