Leather Syndrome

Aka Monkey Pox

I must have picked up Leather Syndrome at the bdsm rave in Europe

Leather Seat Syndrome

Refers to the annoying condition of always getting a sweaty back in summertime from riding in a car that possesses leather seats.

Woman: "Honey, why do you keep rolling down the windows?"
Man : "My leather seat syndrome is making my back sweat like a whore in church."

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