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Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

by Left Cup Lance November 15, 2010

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