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Termination of employment, to be fired. Politically correct propaganda for a dismissal.
The all employees email comes out...
"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."
Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.
Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?
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(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
Source: cjc1, Indiana
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted him, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in his class! He can't read, and all he does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but his mom is happy and so is W.
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A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.
B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her “LEFT” or my “LEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?
A:
Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!
B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!
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What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.
Yeah, my dad left me.
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a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
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The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
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