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Used instead of leaving but is now worthy of dictionary entries
P1: Take that with us
P2: No its better lefting it here
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Masturbating but with your left hand
Carmine: Sorry i couldn’t come, i was righting all day yesterday
Parker: We were just lefting
The same thing as writing, just when a left handed person does it.
Susie: John, you're hand writing is awful, you should join some writing classes.
John: You're probably right, but I'm going to be in the lefting classes. I'm a lefty.
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A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.
B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her “LEFT” or my “LEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?
A:
Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!
B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!
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What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.
Yeah, my dad left me.
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a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
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The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
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