Leg Finger

A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.

Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.

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Leg fingers

Used when the word "toe" is forgotten.

"Aw crap I've just banged one of my leg fingers into the door."