legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

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legally blind

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

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Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

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