Lemon Lord

a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!

Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind