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when you ditch your ugly girlfriend for a young more attractive girl
"woah man your girlfriends an ugly bitch!"
yeah i need a "lemon wedge"
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(noun) A slang term for a homosexual man.
"That guy is definitely a lemon wedge"
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A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).
Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.
Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")
1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...
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Aussie slang for a legend or good bloke.
"Steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge."
"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"
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The act of squeezing your cum into a cup of water after pulling out and forcing your partner to drink it.
After fucking Kate last night, I pulled out and gave her an Indian Lemon Wedge!
Act upon which two men preform the act of scissoring with their buttocks. Also can be similar to when two men stick their penis's into one another.
Henry is such a stick-man lemon-wedge!
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When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.
Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!
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