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Lemonade Talk

Derivative slang of the phrase "making lemons out of lemonade" and when used in reaction to conversation from an overly positive human. Also referred to as TALKING LEMONADE.

Rusty asked Herb what happened?! Herb said, "I was working on a four-story roof when I fell off, breaking my hip, neck and spleen..... becoming paralyzed. I lost my wife, my job, my dog hates me, I can't drive my Porsche and a woman will never look at me again. What a great turn of events. From now on I don't have to go into work, wake up in the morning, shower, interact with people, I can drink and cry myself to sleep every night, and I will live like a king off the land and my permanent government disability check in a trailer park with a white picket wheelchair ramp in the front yard. Must have been my lucky day. I don't know what I did to deserve such fortune. Life is good. If not for that I'd have to get up tomorrow and schlep shingles up a 100-foot ladder all day. Who wants to do that for the rest of their lives?!" Rusty replied, "that sounds like a bunch of Lemonade Talk to me!"

by Rusty Sluts November 22, 2024