Lesbian Pockets

When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.

I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight

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Pocket Lesbian

A small, short lesbian, 5' 2 or shorter. Short hair and completely adorable. Everyone should get one.

Girl 1: Hey, look at that girl over there holding her girlfriends hand. She's so tiny and adorable.
Girl 2: That's what you call a pocket lesbian.
Girl 1: I need to get me a girlfriend like that.

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