Let it toast

Put your tongue into the bitch's ass......and "let it toast". You'll get it toasted. A little bit disgusting, but, who cares.
Recommended to be done by the bitch

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let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

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