Levels to this shit

There are certain obstacles and tests you must pass to live the true life of a real N**ga.

"we don't fuck the same hoes, there's levels to this shit!" - Meek Mill

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theres levels to this shit

Trying to sarcastically tell someone how complicated a situation is. Usually over- exaggerated something such as this... multiple levels my nigga u cant even fathom it.

Gotta go to the DMV today... Theres levels to this shit.

Gotta clean my aunts asshole... Theres levels to this shit.

Gotta go to a funeral... Theres levels to this shit.

Just fucked a fish... Theres levels to this shit.

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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.

Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."

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next level hoe shit

Something of extreme ridiculousness.

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.

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Next Level Shit

A substance that is in some way superior or more powerful than others

Example 1:

"I just got some Puerto Rican rum. It's some next level shit"

Example 2:

Person A: "That guy's all fucked up"
Person B: "Yeah, he's high on some next level shit"

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High Level Shit

1) Completing a task better than anyone could possibly do it. 2) What happens when pros get in the zone and kick complete ass.

When Alex isn't around, the team can get some real high level shit done.

Previous Level Shit

Used to describe when someone says something that is no good or to describe something that is no good, or wack.

Dan: Yo son idk if I'm going to practice tomorrow night, I'm kinda sore from the weekend.
Mike: Man that's some previous level shit, you haven't been to practice in a month.

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