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The best last name in history.
John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!
Joe Lewandowski: What?!?
John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.
Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.
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A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.
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1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
1. Give me four for the core! 1-2-3-4 WE LOVEEE THE MARINE CORE!
LOUDERRRR
2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
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A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.
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The name given to a douchebag or someone committing acts of douchebaggery
I called the guy a lewandowski for cutting me off
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A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.
Rover was shunned at the dog park because of his dangling lewandowski.
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An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Hey yo
Yea
Heard of robert lewandowski
Who hasnt
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