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"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black
"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black
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one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
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The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
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So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
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The greatest comedian on the planet.
"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."
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A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black
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Best fucking comedian of life...period
man 1: "Dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. He rocks!"
man 2:...i like men
man 1: me too
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