Lewis McKie

The greatest man alive. Some say he can motherfucking headshot a cow from 700 yards... with a Nerf gun.

Blindfolded.
Backwards.
And in a box.
A super box.
Sealed.
With duct tape.

Dude no.1 - "Dude! Did you see what I just did to that cow?"
Dude no.2 - "Who do you think you are, Lewis McKie?!"