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"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black
"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black
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one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
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The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
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A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black
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Best fucking comedian of life...period
man 1: "Dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. He rocks!"
man 2:...i like men
man 1: me too
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very funny Jewish comic....seems angry a lot tho!
-Lactose intolerent milk? Kiss my dick!! If your lactose intolerent, you can't drink milk, so what's in the fucking carton??
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Jewish comic who makes a living by screaming his head off about things that everyone already knows anyway. Lewis Black is occasionally very funny and thought-provoking in his approach but some of his jokes miss the mark and his angry persona wears off on a viewer over time. His piece on the Daily Show far outshines his stand-up specials because they're just long enough to be entertaining without being grating. Can best be thought of as a stand-up version of Maddox. A tad overrated in many of the same areas as the late Mitch Hedberg.
Although I prefer his segments on the Daily Show, Lewis Black's best stand-up effort in my opinion is "The End."
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