Lex Lampayan

The basic name of a rich Filipino man. They normally tend to roam around the alley-ways of Tondo, Manila. Known to be chubby-tisoy and will hit you in the head and chula you. He can only play core but can never go offlane because he is a noob. His spirit animal is a hippo because if you mess with him, he will eat you like a watermelon

Hart: Hey man, who do you think you are?
Man: I am Lex Lampayan
Hart: Damn thats crazy