Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’