Libyan Airstrike

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.

I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.