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When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle
Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....
Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!
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When life has been pretty mean and unfair to you, especially when all your friends and relatives are wealthier, smarter, and prettier than you.
Why do bad things happen to good people? And material blessings seem to be chasing after evil people? Life is a bitch, isn’t it?
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1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
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Can be defined in a few ways.
1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event
2. when life bites in the ass
Life's a bitch, get the best of her.
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To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.
- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched
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A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life
I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?
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