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A person keeping you tied down and /or keeping you sane. You likely couldn’t live without them, they might have even saved you a few times. They keep you from making irrational decisions and can always make you feel better. They keep you there and present in the real world.
Thanks bro for being my lifeline
A person you can always depend on to help you in a really messed up situation where you need a quick excuse/escape.
This person will always have that six sense to lie in favor of you when asked about your current location (sometimes without you giving them any real hint about it).
This person also happens to be in the right place at the right time when you're in trouble.
"Dude, that blind date is horrific! I need to call my lifeline."
Or...
"Thanks, man! You're a lifeline!"
In situations where you're running late getting into work:
Boss: "Do you know if your name came into work today?"
Lifeline: "Uh... Yeah, he came in an hour before I went on lunch break. He's somewhere around here."
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The female that’s always gonna have your back through everything. This person makes you smile and forget everything. The love of your life .She’s your escape and your dumb to ever let her go.
I really can’t live without this girl she’s my lifeline !!!
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A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
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He is a boring person but very romantic its his first time dating but he is too good .His i love u makes me so happy and his boredom makes me so pissed .He is scared of kids and a very big scredy cat ,he is so tall that i feel very short.But i still love u so much and cant let u go
Lifeline i love u
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He is too boring as a person but very romantic.He wants me to stay with him forever but he never tells that he wants to stay with me but cant complain cause i like him so much that i cant let him go
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Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.
Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.
Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners