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Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.

Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!

by SlopNChop December 22, 2017

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light lunch

A light lunch.
just a quick potnoodle and a wank

man ive only got like 20 minutes left of lunch, just enough time for a light lunch (potnoodle&wank)

by Face Ache @ faceache.com August 18, 2011

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lunch light

A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.

This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.

by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010