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A total beast of carkind. This is the kind of car to get the good sloppy on his exhaust pipe. This mans voice is so sexy when you hear it you bow down to this GOD of a car. This guy has all the good car shit he super fast. When he revs up them flabby cheeks lightning strikes in a 200 mile radius. Lightning McQueen also owns a 5 star restaurant and taught Gordon Thunderbus how to cook his lamb sauce.
Lightning McQueen is sweeeeeet dood.
Lightning McQueer gets all dat car puss
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the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
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A racecar that's fucking red
Lightning McQueen will rape you
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beanos: yo sans
france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW
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When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.
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When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
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The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
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