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A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.
"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"
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Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.
The Brians are playing tonight!
What?
Lightning Bolt, man!
What?
Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.
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An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.
Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play
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A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
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Noise Rock/Experimental Rock duo from Providence consisting of Brian Gibson on Bass and Brian Chippendale on Drums and Vocals. Known for crazy, loud, chaotic sounds as well as their intense, confrontational live shows.
Lightning bolt are the true definition of Noise music.
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A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
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Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.
That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.
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