Like Handles

n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.

Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."

Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"

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Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

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