sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.

It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.

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Listen Like Thieves

On the talk back show
On the radio
At the local bar
In the hot traffic
By the red tail lights

Everybody's down on their knees
Listen like thieves
But who needs that
When it's all in your hands
And we take it down
To the end of town
Where they have control
But they're loosing touch
When the lights go out

You are all you need
You are all you need
So don't hesitate
There's no time to waste
You just do it for yourself

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Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.

I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.