Like a cunt

To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation

Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome

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Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

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