Lil Asius

Lil Asius is potentially the world's greatest rapper. Obsessed with Jennie Kim, he made the amazing debut song "Jennie Kim the Best Kim", which was a contender for the "Rappers Eager To Associate Rapping Deviantly" award. He also has a power scale of over 9000, and is a skilled musician by all acounts. He is an amazing person, nd an aspiring makeup artist/rapper who hopefully will meet Jennie Kim someday.

Guy: Yo Lil Asius whats up
Asius: You a fan? You look like hardly a man, imma hit you up with my mini van, man what the fuck, you asking for my autograph, ill take a shit in your bath, get lost along the path

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Saint Lil Asius

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.

Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear