Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.
Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he
Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert
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