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When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.
My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.
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A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.
I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!
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Limpy, When you are extremely tired or low on energy. It was first created to describe butters when he was too tired to play any games. It is also to describe the liking of your tiredness to monsters in monster hunter; similar to when they are limping.
Oh damn, I am feeling so limpy today.
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To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.
Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"
A random dude that is about to get beat up for no reason.
I just got fired today and I'm really pissed off. Hey, see that limpy over there, pull over, it's on.
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Limpi means “no bev” in more if a slang the just no bev itself. Commonly used for making fun of someone if they have no drink with them when they eat dry ass food.
Ex. Brooo this kid be eating chips with no limpi
*everyone laughs
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1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction
The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.