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Lincolnshire, IL

A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.

Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."

by Wigism June 12, 2020

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